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  • Front Of House Volunteer

    120 minutes
    Call for Front of House Volunteers!Hello, Elmwood Players community! We're gearing up for our upcoming production of "Dateline" and are seeking enthusiastic volunteers to join our Front of House team. This is a fantastic opportunity to be a part of the magic that brings our shows to life!As a Front of House volunteer, you'll play a crucial role in ensuring our audiences have an unforgettable experience. From welcoming guests with a smile to assisting with seating and program distribution, your support will make a world of difference.And here's the best part - as a token of our gratitude, volunteers will receive a FREE ticket to watch "Dateline" on another night. It's our way of saying thank you for being an essential part of our theater family.Whether you're a seasoned volunteer or new to the scene, we'd love to have you on board. This is a great way to meet new people, enjoy some live theater, and contribute to the vibrant Elmwood Players community.The days required are Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays from 7:00PM for two weeks from the 17th through 27th April.Please select a day or days below. Thank you for considering lending your time and talents.

    Call for Front of House Volunteers!


    Hello, Elmwood Players community! We're gearing up for our upcoming production of "Dateline" and are seeking enthusiastic volunteers to join our Front of House team. This is a fantastic opportunity to be a part of the magic that brings our shows to life!


    As a Front of House volunteer, you'll play a crucial role in ensuring our audiences have an unforgettable experience. From welcoming guests with a smile to assisting with seating and program distribution, your support will make a world of difference.


    And here's the best part - as a token of our gratitude, volunteers will receive a FREE ticket to watch "Dateline" on another night. It's our way of saying thank you for being an essential part of our theater family.


    Whether you're a seasoned volunteer or new to the scene, we'd love to have you on board. This is a great way to meet new people, enjoy some live theater, and contribute to the vibrant Elmwood Players community.


    The days required are Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays from 7:00PM for two weeks from the 17th through 27th April.


    Please select a day or days below.


    Thank you for considering lending your time and talents.

  • My Brilliant Divorce

    15 minutes
    My Brilliant DivorceBy Geraldine AronDirected by Susan CameronPresented by Elmwood PlayersAuditions will be held at the Elmwood Auditorium, 31 Aikman's Road, from 10.30am to 2.30pm on Saturday 27th April 2024Onstage 21 - 24 August 2024 (Wed - Sat)The PlayAngela, middle-aged and recently divorced from her husband of many years, is navigating unfamiliar territory. She learned that her husband had been having an affair with a much younger woman, her adult daughter tells her that she was the only person who didn’t know about the affair, which has been going on for a long time.Alone with only her family dog, Axal, for company, Angela embarks on a new chapter of her life. She goes on holiday solo, rediscovers her sexuality, explores sex shops, visits her doctor for many minor ailments and learns how to celebrate birthdays, Easter, and Christmas on her own. Angela even takes herself on an outward-bound holiday, wondering if it will fulfil all her desires and aspirations.The play looks at themes such as late in life divorce, middle-aged loneliness, how a person functions once children have left the nest, life experiences and how to cope when the world you have built comes crashing down.Angela – 45years upwardsThis is a one-woman show, approx. 90 minutes long.AuditionsWhen you book your audition slot we will send you a few pages of the script so you can familiarise yourself with them. The audition will involve reading from those pages and a cold read of other parts of the play.

    My Brilliant Divorce

    By Geraldine Aron

    Directed by Susan Cameron

    Presented by Elmwood Players


    Auditions will be held at the Elmwood Auditorium, 31 Aikman's Road, from 10.30am to 2.30pm on Saturday 27th April 2024


    Onstage 21 - 24 August 2024 (Wed - Sat)


    The Play

    Angela, middle-aged and recently divorced from her husband of many years, is navigating unfamiliar territory. She learned that her husband had been having an affair with a much younger woman, her adult daughter tells her that she was the only person who didn’t know about the affair, which has been going on for a long time.


    Alone with only her family dog, Axal, for company, Angela embarks on a new chapter of her life. She goes on holiday solo, rediscovers her sexuality, explores sex shops, visits her doctor for many minor ailments and learns how to celebrate birthdays, Easter, and Christmas on her own. Angela even takes herself on an outward-bound holiday, wondering if it will fulfil all her desires and aspirations.


    The play looks at themes such as late in life divorce, middle-aged loneliness, how a person functions once children have left the nest, life experiences and how to cope when the world you have built comes crashing down.


    Angela – 45years upwards


    This is a one-woman show, approx. 90 minutes long.



    Auditions

    When you book your audition slot we will send you a few pages of the script so you can familiarise yourself with them. The audition will involve reading from those pages and a cold read of other parts of the play.

  • The Pink Hammer

    15 minutes
    ‘The Pink Hammer’ by Michele AmasBy arrangement with Playmarket Directed by Garry Thomas and Steve Millar Auditions Saturday 11 May and Sunday 12 MayOn stage Thurs 11 to Sat 13 July and Weds 17 to Sat 20 July7:30pm with a 2pm matinee Sat 13 July Please note auditions will be held at Addington School (Addington Te Kura Taumatua), Admin Block, entrance off Somerset Cres. Drive straight down the drive way to staff car park. The Admin block is the building with the blinds. Come through the little gate and up to the second door on your left (near the park bench). Don’t worry, there will be signage (Text Gaz 021453138 if you need help). Please arrive 10 – 15 mins prior to your scheduled audition time to complete documentation and familiarise yourself with the script. Please also prepare a short, up to 3 minute monologue of your choice. You do not need to have memorised this. The Play: The inaugural Pink Hammer Workshop is an absolute disaster. Annabel, Helen, Louise and Siobhan turn up, looking forward to learning carpentry skills from a pioneering, female furniture maker… but instead they find Woody, an out-of-work, disgruntled builder who’s less than impressed to find four sheilas amongst his claw hammers. Not the sort of women to back down from a challenge, the group convince Woody to teach them the tricks of the trade in this heart-warming Kiwi comedy that also reveals something deeper about human relationships. The Cast: (ages indication only) Annabel: Late 40s – 50s.Counsellor in private practice. She also runs the Dickens Book Club. Was an active feminist in the early 80s.Wants to build: a Victorian-style display cabinet for her complete works of Dickens. Louise: 50s. A nurse. Moved home to care for her parents. Has many dark shadows in her life and is easily spooked.Wants to build: a small house one day. Helen: Late 50s – 60s. Prefers horses to people. She has two grown-up sons to different fathers, both of whom were jockeys. She has never married.Wants to build: a coffin. Siobhan: 30. Irish. Lives with her cousin. Works at the local vet clinic and is in love with Martin, a vet, who has extraordinary hands but is married. Wants to build: a luxury dog kennel to snugly house Martin’s labradoodle. Woody: 30s. A carpenter recently made redundant. Married for four years to Maggie. Recently separated. Knows about tools but thinks empowerment is something you plug in to a wall socket. Wants to build: a way to get these bloody women out of his workshop. For further information, contact Garry (Gaz) at gazmataz007@gmail.com The Pink Hammer received development assistance from Playmarket

    ‘The Pink Hammer’

    by Michele Amas

    By arrangement with Playmarket

    Directed by Garry Thomas and Steve Millar

    Auditions Saturday 11 May and Sunday 12 May

    On stage Thurs 11 to Sat 13 July and Weds 17 to Sat 20 July

    7:30pm with a 2pm matinee Sat 13 July

    Please note auditions will be held at Addington School (Addington Te Kura Taumatua), Admin Block, entrance off Somerset Cres. Drive straight down the drive way to staff car park. The Admin block is the building with the blinds. Come through the little gate and up to the second door on your left (near the park bench). Don’t worry, there will be signage (Text Gaz 021453138 if you need help).

    Please arrive 10 – 15 mins prior to your scheduled audition time to complete documentation and familiarise yourself with the script.

    Please also prepare a short, up to 3 minute monologue of your choice. You do not need to have memorised this.

    The Play:

    The inaugural Pink Hammer Workshop is an absolute disaster.

    Annabel, Helen, Louise and Siobhan turn up, looking forward to learning carpentry skills from a pioneering, female furniture maker… but instead they find Woody, an out-of-work, disgruntled builder who’s less than impressed to find four sheilas amongst his claw hammers. Not the sort of women to back down from a challenge, the group convince Woody to teach them the tricks of the trade in this heart-warming Kiwi comedy that also reveals something deeper about human relationships.

    The Cast: (ages indication only)

    Annabel: Late 40s – 50s.Counsellor in private practice. She also runs the Dickens Book Club. Was an active feminist in the early 80s.

    Wants to build: a Victorian-style display cabinet for her complete works of Dickens.

    Louise: 50s. A nurse. Moved home to care for her parents. Has many dark shadows in her life and is easily spooked.

    Wants to build: a small house one day.

    Helen: Late 50s – 60s. Prefers horses to people. She has two grown-up sons to different fathers, both of whom were jockeys. She has never married.

    Wants to build: a coffin.

    Siobhan: 30. Irish. Lives with her cousin. Works at the local vet clinic and is in love with Martin, a vet, who has extraordinary hands but is married.

    Wants to build: a luxury dog kennel to snugly house Martin’s labradoodle.

    Woody: 30s. A carpenter recently made redundant. Married for four years to Maggie. Recently separated. Knows about tools but thinks empowerment is something you plug in to a wall socket.

    Wants to build: a way to get these bloody women out of his workshop.

    For further information, contact Garry (Gaz) at gazmataz007@gmail.com

    The Pink Hammer received development assistance from Playmarket